im very sympathetic towards people with mental illnesses and illnesses in general
when you complain about how you want to get better and have wanted to for a while and dont put any effort into getting help tho is where i draw the line
i love this blooper
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job